The chair is your seat at Tha Porch. There's a chair for you at Tha Porch to pull up. It's either empty because you're not there or you'll be sitting in it.
What's up with "thA?"
Wish there was a cooler story. Some dude out in California owned "theporch.com." When we asked to buy it, he said, "$50,000."
We laughed, he didn't.
So rather than pay five years worth of our budget to own theporch.com, we looked for other options. ThAporch.com was only $9. So we bought it. And forever we'll be known as Tha Porch. The End.